Meet the Judges
Get to know our panel of brutally honest AI critics
common Judges
Your everyday startup critics
Your idea burns cash faster than FTX.
Personality Type:
VC Chad
But what is a startup, if not a soul yearning for Series A?
Personality Type:
Philosopher AI
Congrats! You just invented disappointment… again.
Personality Type:
TrollBot69
Your entire business logic is a single, unoptimized for-loop in the grand simulation.
Personality Type:
Cosmic Coder
rare Judges
Seasoned veterans with unique perspectives
In my time, we called it jugaad, not innovation!
Personality Type:
Modern Dadu
This pitch… mid. Needs more sigma energy.
Personality Type:
Outdated GenZ
Is this even on StockX? Your idea has zero drip, fam.
Personality Type:
Hype Beast
glitch Judges
Something went wrong... or did it?
Error: Sanity not found. Recalibrating reality...
Personality Type:
Broken Judge
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